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#2. Take a bubble bath with candles and not have a fully clothed two year try to get in the tub with me.
#3. Sleep until 12 on a Saturday.
#4. Not eat breakfast.
#5. Get out the car quickly.
#6. Not pack anything for a full day of shopping.
#7. Not say "pee-pee" or "poo-poo".
#8. Take a full length shower.
#9. Wash my hair, without a two year old crying because she thinks I'm going to wash hers next.
#10. Leave the iron on.
#11. Have chocolate chip cookies for dinner.
#12. Get something to drink without refilling a sippy cup.
#13. Wear heels.
#14. Walk up the stairs fast.
#15. Let the phone ring when it was someone I did not want to talk to without having
a 21 month old answer it.
#16. Not change any diapers, potty pants or "potts" (as she calls them).
#17. Not decipher any broken down syllables that resemble words...except when I was on the phone with the pizza man.
#18. Not wear pajamas. Without someone pointing it out to me. "No yammies, mommy , no yammies".
#19. Not give my child "shes" everytime I open the refrigerator. The kid loves CHEESE!
#20. Use the restroom by myself!!!This, by the way, is something that all you non-mommies need to charish: using the bathroom #1 or #2 alone.